Grimace pain scale

Grimace pain scale

5.14.2012

So long, thanks for all the fish

I think I'm done.
I know I've said it before, so take it with a grain of salt. But right now, I don't really feel much like blogging anymore. Thanks to all in the 3B neighborhood and the others that came by. It's the most interesting group in the internets, and I wish you all the best.

I am going to go yell at clouds for a while.

142 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Sp long, friend fish.

The Empire is still open, if a bit broken and leaning to one side, with visible hasty duct tape repairs and a big crack along the side. Feel free to stop by whenever, there's always a fight brewing.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, with all the blogs dropping off the screens, I might wind up being forced to do work. Great.

Pinko Punko said...

If you yell at any that look like yummy food, think of us.

You lay us low, sir!

fish said...

I will come by whenever I need a fight or ammo recommendations from Mikey.

Right now the clouds look like a giant pork rind covering the whole sky.

May the honeybun provide you with self-renewing RO1's...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It seems inevitable that this post will be Zardozed.

If Zardoz hasn't been killed. Probably on my blog. By mikey, right after he killed that deer.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Song for The Fish.

Pinko Punko said...

Kind of feel like casualing a Zardaroni, or maybe this can be a long thread™ eventually. PupH!!!!!!

fish said...

I will say I am very disappointed in the Usain Bolt break up.

Pinko Punko said...

I think this is what perhaps you have been missing. A childlike wonderment for the non-lemon party jaded at our internets???

fish said...

I now know that there is a dailyotter. Perhaps it has been the notable lack of otters in my life that has caused such ennui.

Scott Peterson said...

But...but...

Kathleen said...

I am happy and sad, so like much of life.

Kathleen said...

I am thinking of engaging in the First Ever Cross-Blog Zardoz™

vacuumslayer said...

OK, I wrote something, screwed it up, but here goes--have fun and see ya around, I hope.

Smut Clyde said...

Have you considered making ZRM a cob-logger?

fish said...

He keeps breaking my Romantics CD's.

Pinko Punko said...

Which is better than watching while you sleep, in the dark. O HAI COB LOGGER WATCHA DOIN

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish have APPALLING taste in music.

Mandos said...

There is no fish.

fish said...

Which is better than watching while you sleep, in the dark.

I am watching you breathe. You know, in case you stop.

Jennifer said...

fish is just upset because he didn't win the header contest.

Most of our blogs could use some Jim Jones' Kool-Aid.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Mine takes a head shot.

fish said...

Pinko, didn't you tell Jennifer that I won?

Pinko Punko said...

I'm still counting the votes. Here comes the bus, right over K --->I think we are waiting on K's decisive vote!!!! The world hangs in the balance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K's Choice!

Hah, funny that is a pun on Sophie's Choice and an actual band.

I think fish should close fish's blog in concert with the final MGT, or maybe when the Editors comes back. Whichever comes first. That sounds fair. Doesn't it?

What about my Celebrity Dream Cameo with Ralph Nader? [not joking!!!!!!!!!] What about Classic BLT Lays???? [NOT EVEN JOKING]

fish said...

Maybe I could do the occasional special guest foreign correspondent for DoD. So what do you think of fish stomach? Duck blood soup? Squid flavored potato snacks? Durian?

almostinfamous said...

oh man, that's a hit to my daily reading. (of course it's all about me)

but i hope you can find some measure of peace in yelling at clouds and/or kids to leave your premises.

Kathleen said...

Jennifer said...
fish is just upset because he didn't win the header contest.


LOL

WAIT UNTIL YOU READ ABOUT CLASSIC BLT LAYS

BDR said...

Goddamn BRAC claims another victim. All best, fellow Mocomofo.

fish said...

Thanks BDR. I am counting on you to maintain the honor of the ridiculously privileged.

fish said...

AIF, it has been a long, long time since this site was a daily read.

Von said...

Please don't go.
Please don't go.
I hope you will still be around commenting.
You're welcome any time.
YOu mah fren.

Pinko Punko said...

I think of 3B's unchanging front page like a Rothko. You just look at the different colors, and maybe you barf.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would Ombuds blog at 3B, but I can't blog without effing these days.

Substance McGravitas said...

Thanks for the entertainment.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I blame fish.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Also, this place needs some music

RIGHT NOW.
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almostinfamous said...

doesnt matter fish! i was still here every day :)

fish said...

Excellent music choice thudner.

added in revisions.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's a crisp version.

It gets harder and harder to find stuff on youtube.
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Brando said...

I am sad. There has been a shitload of hilarity here over the years, regardless of frequency of posting.

Archives at least? Greatest hits? related: The Biggest Hits of Really Small Fish

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"A Riffle Too Far..."
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Willy said...

Sorry to see you go. There aren't many warm, witty places left a guy can go to let his Willy hang out in the comment section.

fish said...

I hear thudner will keep your willy warm. In fact you should be fine anywhere in the blogroll...

Another Kiwi said...

Dude! Mellow is harshed, like totes.
But, happy trails and all that. We'll catch you on the flip flop

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Apparently the pot is in season in NZ.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Okay, so now where are my unattended children supposed to go for espresso and puppies?

fish said...

zrm's but don't let his puppies bite you...

Another Kiwi said...

According to ITTDGY's (ITIHRN) site, this post was made 4 years ago. I call shenanigans.

fish said...

That was probably my previous retirement.

Another Kiwi said...

Or incorrect time machine settings. Have you kept up with the maintenance plan??

fish said...

I figured if it broke down I could just go back in time to when it was working. I may have to rethink this.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm helping fish yell at clouds.
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Brando said...

The beauty of a time machine is, if it does break down, you can go back to when it was still under warranty.

fish said...

Brando may also have to rethink it.

Laura said...

What???
I have no idea what 3B is.. I feel so totally excluded here now! :(

I hope you come back to blogging. I enjoyed dropping by from time to time and of course, always enjoyed your comments on my blog.

And what about our children??!! Have you even thought of them?
Hmmmmm...
Well...
We'll all still be here after you're done being all "Grampa Simpson". ;)

Enjoy your break .. that's what I'm calling it.

((Hugs))
Laura

fish said...

And what about our children??!!

Just stomp on them. They will be quiet after that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Three Bulls, Laura.

No one but me goes there anymore.

:-(

Pinko Punko said...

A song for fish.

Thunder- don't make me sad. I'll go clean out the spam at least now. This song is making me cry.

Laura said...

Ah yes 3Bulls. That's the site that my antivirus won't let me go to. ;)

Apparently there is some kind of "suspicious behaviour" going on over there...

Now Fish.. you know I only crush our ugly children. The beautiful ones are allowed to live. And now they will be Fatherless. :(

fish said...

Pinko, I demand an entire mix tape. Start with Cat in the Cradle and end with See You in Heaven.

Pinko Punko said...

Laura,

Google tagged us with suspicious because the blog was hacked. Never any danger of malware or anything. It has been fixed, but Google won't take off the tag unless I give them a backrub or something.

I will end the mixtape with "In the Year 2525" but it will also feature "We've Only Just Begun", "I Started a Joke"- and damnit, that one band that I know you HATE but I can't remember who- and I KNOW you hate them. Maybe "Frankie Teardrop" as well. *shudder*

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

just checking to see if fish is back yet.

Sirius Lunacy said...

LG&M says it's the end of fish.

Kathleen said...

B likes "Blitzkreig Bop" better

Kathleen said...

Pinko - I think you can click on "backrubs" from the "More" drop-down menu on Google.....

almostinfamous said...

careful who you're dealing with, senor fish

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/channels/world/asia/fish-stuck-boys-throat-14-hrs-800

fish said...

Let's leave my auto-erotic asphyxiation fantasies out of it shall we?

Laura said...

I really enjoyed the film David Carradine did before he died... "Chokemon".

You know.. about auto-erotic asphyxiation etc..

ahem...
Ok, I'm leaving. ;)

fish said...

Gotta hang 'em all.

Laura said...

Tee Hee.. ;D

Capt. Trollypants said...

That is INXSessive.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

There is nothing funny about autoerotic asphyxiation*. Carbon monoxide is teh invisible killer.

* remember to dig up a link to S,N! post about Don Surber

Another Kiwi said...

Yeah, why is it invisible, CO2? Why can't it be purple and oxygen green?
Intelligent design, my arse. No that doesn't mean comment about the design of my arse, it means auto-erotic asphyxiation might be for you.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would like to encourage Scott Walker to take up Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Blitzkrieg Bop is an excellent tune to lurve.
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Jennifer said...

Let's leave my auto-erotic asphyxiation fantasies out of it shall we?

Wouldn't a fish just throw himself out of the water until the crucial moment, and then roll back in, you know, instead of hanging?? God, now I'm thinking of all of the goldfish I found on the floor when I was a kid... perversion, going on in my innocent presence.

That's probably why fish developed legs... so they could crawl back in. It wasn't about life force or evolving... it was about getting their rocks off. Same as it ever was.

Laura said...

Why does it feel like you're still blogging Fish? ;)

fish said...

Almost like I am in your living room. Creepy huh?

fish said...

Rocks off fish was shortened to rockfish.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The loach always hid in the whelk shell.

This is code.
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Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Hee hee. Autoerotic ass-fixation.

Chuckles said...

Balls.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Chuckles lives!
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Heather Hears a Who!

Maybe, fish?
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fish said...

Digby has green shoots.

Brando said...

Fish demands that we cut down the largest tree in the forest with a shrubbery.

fish said...

With a herring. Those guys are dicks.

Brando said...

That sounds a bit fishist. Beneath your scales, aren't you all still Chordates?

Another Kiwi said...

Fecking chordates, always with the vacuolated cells.

fish said...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

fish gots pockets?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish gots only one thread. He keeps all his weird change here.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

That's teh problem with fish (not fish, but fish in general - you know, fish) - only dating within your core group. It's worse than p00ping where you eat, it's p00ping into teh water you breathe.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ONE of the problems with fish....

fish said...

Tunasharks are an ABOMINATION!

We do not allow fishcegenation.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

fish sez, "Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?"

Would you believe confishtuency?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thunder, Imma watching that right now on AMC. That's fuckin weird.

Brando said...

The All Mackerel Channel?

fish said...

Channel fish.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

WAY too quiet.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

My minnows, where art thou?
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Snag said...

Goddamn cloud bastards.

fish said...

Exactly. They are mocking me.

Snag said...

Go shake your fist at them. Or your fins. Or something.

fish said...

Oh, fists. That's a lot better. The cops won't bug me for fists.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

cobwebs.

HAH! Webs! Get it?

fish said...

I don't get it.

Mandos said...

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I look up fish's LOLneutrino, and then I feel a bit better about the universe. But there is no more LOLneutrino.

I has a sad.

fish said...

Sorry Mandos. Neutrinos are notoriously short lived.

Laura said...

Is this all still going on?
Is this how it's going to be forevah?

I need answers to my questions!!
Merci!

((Hugs))
Laura

fish said...

Forever for now.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish is stuffed and mounted on a board, hung on the wall of a little-used den, desultorily dusted from time to time until someone throws him on a pile of stuff for the yard sale.

Brando said...

Forever for now.

related

Jennifer said...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish is stuffed and mounted on a board


Hey, whatever floats your boat!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm calling shenanigans. Just for the halibut.
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fish said...

I will not squeal like a pig.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have always heard that "fish is done when it flakes easily".

so I guess fish is flaking. Which probably surprises a few people.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Haha I stole feesh's power!
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Fish news.
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fish said...

Suckers don't taste good.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We can all still try to halp fish.
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Laura said...

Hi Fish! ♥

((Hugs))
Laura

fish said...

Hi Laura. How are our uncrushed children?

Laura said...

They miss their daddy. :(

Laura said...

And if you don't come back.. I *might* just crush them too. I'm not cut out to be a single Mom you know. :P

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Feesh has been given fair warning.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

oh hai ghoti.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Thers is casting asparagus.
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Jennifer said...

Is it me, or is the background actually getting darker?? Turn the aerator back on!

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Don't feed fish!
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Another Kiwi said...

Oh sure fish is yacking with sewa mobil jakarta but when it comes to the little people whom made him famous, it's all "My people, your people, let's talk"
Harrrumph

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Slow Zardoz. Imma call it a Revenge of The Mekons, and who's to stop me?

fish said...

One might say that Green Bay ran outta luck.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

That's a bannin'

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mr. Fish
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It doesn't matter.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You need to go through proper policy channels.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You don't know what art is.

fish said...

yeah, that reminds me of the good old days when KDrum, Atrios, and Digby were all deciding that the New Yorker cover wasn't funny and explaining why. Almost as much fun as a root canal.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I can't understand it. They are all such accomplished humorists.