I think I'm done.
I know I've said it before, so take it with a grain of salt. But right now, I don't really feel much like blogging anymore. Thanks to all in the 3B neighborhood and the others that came by. It's the most interesting group in the internets, and I wish you all the best.
I am going to go yell at clouds for a while.
The Past Is a Fox the Hunters Are Flaying
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Sp long, friend fish.
The Empire is still open, if a bit broken and leaning to one side, with visible hasty duct tape repairs and a big crack along the side. Feel free to stop by whenever, there's always a fight brewing.
Also, with all the blogs dropping off the screens, I might wind up being forced to do work. Great.
If you yell at any that look like yummy food, think of us.
You lay us low, sir!
I will come by whenever I need a fight or ammo recommendations from Mikey.
Right now the clouds look like a giant pork rind covering the whole sky.
May the honeybun provide you with self-renewing RO1's...
It seems inevitable that this post will be Zardozed.
If Zardoz hasn't been killed. Probably on my blog. By mikey, right after he killed that deer.
Song for The Fish.
Kind of feel like casualing a Zardaroni, or maybe this can be a long thread™ eventually. PupH!!!!!!
I will say I am very disappointed in the Usain Bolt break up.
I think this is what perhaps you have been missing. A childlike wonderment for the non-lemon party jaded at our internets???
I now know that there is a dailyotter. Perhaps it has been the notable lack of otters in my life that has caused such ennui.
But...but...
I am happy and sad, so like much of life.
I am thinking of engaging in the First Ever Cross-Blog Zardoz™
OK, I wrote something, screwed it up, but here goes--have fun and see ya around, I hope.
Have you considered making ZRM a cob-logger?
He keeps breaking my Romantics CD's.
Which is better than watching while you sleep, in the dark. O HAI COB LOGGER WATCHA DOIN
fish have APPALLING taste in music.
There is no fish.
Which is better than watching while you sleep, in the dark.
I am watching you breathe. You know, in case you stop.
fish is just upset because he didn't win the header contest.
Most of our blogs could use some Jim Jones' Kool-Aid.
Mine takes a head shot.
Pinko, didn't you tell Jennifer that I won?
I'm still counting the votes. Here comes the bus, right over K --->I think we are waiting on K's decisive vote!!!! The world hangs in the balance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K's Choice!
Hah, funny that is a pun on Sophie's Choice and an actual band.
I think fish should close fish's blog in concert with the final MGT, or maybe when the Editors comes back. Whichever comes first. That sounds fair. Doesn't it?
What about my Celebrity Dream Cameo with Ralph Nader? [not joking!!!!!!!!!] What about Classic BLT Lays???? [NOT EVEN JOKING]
Maybe I could do the occasional special guest foreign correspondent for DoD. So what do you think of fish stomach? Duck blood soup? Squid flavored potato snacks? Durian?
oh man, that's a hit to my daily reading. (of course it's all about me)
but i hope you can find some measure of peace in yelling at clouds and/or kids to leave your premises.
Jennifer said...
fish is just upset because he didn't win the header contest.
LOL
WAIT UNTIL YOU READ ABOUT CLASSIC BLT LAYS
Goddamn BRAC claims another victim. All best, fellow Mocomofo.
Thanks BDR. I am counting on you to maintain the honor of the ridiculously privileged.
AIF, it has been a long, long time since this site was a daily read.
Please don't go.
Please don't go.
I hope you will still be around commenting.
You're welcome any time.
YOu mah fren.
I think of 3B's unchanging front page like a Rothko. You just look at the different colors, and maybe you barf.
I would Ombuds blog at 3B, but I can't blog without effing these days.
Thanks for the entertainment.
I blame fish.
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Also, this place needs some music
RIGHT NOW.
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doesnt matter fish! i was still here every day :)
Excellent music choice thudner.
added in revisions.
That's a crisp version.
It gets harder and harder to find stuff on youtube.
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I am sad. There has been a shitload of hilarity here over the years, regardless of frequency of posting.
Archives at least? Greatest hits? related: The Biggest Hits of Really Small Fish
"A Riffle Too Far..."
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Sorry to see you go. There aren't many warm, witty places left a guy can go to let his Willy hang out in the comment section.
I hear thudner will keep your willy warm. In fact you should be fine anywhere in the blogroll...
Dude! Mellow is harshed, like totes.
But, happy trails and all that. We'll catch you on the flip flop
Apparently the pot is in season in NZ.
Okay, so now where are my unattended children supposed to go for espresso and puppies?
zrm's but don't let his puppies bite you...
According to ITTDGY's (ITIHRN) site, this post was made 4 years ago. I call shenanigans.
That was probably my previous retirement.
Or incorrect time machine settings. Have you kept up with the maintenance plan??
I figured if it broke down I could just go back in time to when it was working. I may have to rethink this.
I'm helping fish yell at clouds.
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The beauty of a time machine is, if it does break down, you can go back to when it was still under warranty.
Brando may also have to rethink it.
What???
I have no idea what 3B is.. I feel so totally excluded here now! :(
I hope you come back to blogging. I enjoyed dropping by from time to time and of course, always enjoyed your comments on my blog.
And what about our children??!! Have you even thought of them?
Hmmmmm...
Well...
We'll all still be here after you're done being all "Grampa Simpson". ;)
Enjoy your break .. that's what I'm calling it.
((Hugs))
Laura
And what about our children??!!
Just stomp on them. They will be quiet after that.
Three Bulls, Laura.
No one but me goes there anymore.
:-(
A song for fish.
Thunder- don't make me sad. I'll go clean out the spam at least now. This song is making me cry.
Ah yes 3Bulls. That's the site that my antivirus won't let me go to. ;)
Apparently there is some kind of "suspicious behaviour" going on over there...
Now Fish.. you know I only crush our ugly children. The beautiful ones are allowed to live. And now they will be Fatherless. :(
Pinko, I demand an entire mix tape. Start with Cat in the Cradle and end with See You in Heaven.
Laura,
Google tagged us with suspicious because the blog was hacked. Never any danger of malware or anything. It has been fixed, but Google won't take off the tag unless I give them a backrub or something.
I will end the mixtape with "In the Year 2525" but it will also feature "We've Only Just Begun", "I Started a Joke"- and damnit, that one band that I know you HATE but I can't remember who- and I KNOW you hate them. Maybe "Frankie Teardrop" as well. *shudder*
just checking to see if fish is back yet.
LG&M says it's the end of fish.
B likes "Blitzkreig Bop" better
Pinko - I think you can click on "backrubs" from the "More" drop-down menu on Google.....
careful who you're dealing with, senor fish
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/channels/world/asia/fish-stuck-boys-throat-14-hrs-800
Let's leave my auto-erotic asphyxiation fantasies out of it shall we?
I really enjoyed the film David Carradine did before he died... "Chokemon".
You know.. about auto-erotic asphyxiation etc..
ahem...
Ok, I'm leaving. ;)
Gotta hang 'em all.
Tee Hee.. ;D
That is INXSessive.
There is nothing funny about autoerotic asphyxiation*. Carbon monoxide is teh invisible killer.
* remember to dig up a link to S,N! post about Don Surber
Yeah, why is it invisible, CO2? Why can't it be purple and oxygen green?
Intelligent design, my arse. No that doesn't mean comment about the design of my arse, it means auto-erotic asphyxiation might be for you.
I would like to encourage Scott Walker to take up Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.
Blitzkrieg Bop is an excellent tune to lurve.
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Let's leave my auto-erotic asphyxiation fantasies out of it shall we?
Wouldn't a fish just throw himself out of the water until the crucial moment, and then roll back in, you know, instead of hanging?? God, now I'm thinking of all of the goldfish I found on the floor when I was a kid... perversion, going on in my innocent presence.
That's probably why fish developed legs... so they could crawl back in. It wasn't about life force or evolving... it was about getting their rocks off. Same as it ever was.
Why does it feel like you're still blogging Fish? ;)
Almost like I am in your living room. Creepy huh?
Rocks off fish was shortened to rockfish.
The loach always hid in the whelk shell.
This is code.
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Hee hee. Autoerotic ass-fixation.
Balls.
Chuckles lives!
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Heather Hears a Who!
Maybe, fish?
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Digby has green shoots.
Fish demands that we cut down the largest tree in the forest with a shrubbery.
With a herring. Those guys are dicks.
That sounds a bit fishist. Beneath your scales, aren't you all still Chordates?
Fecking chordates, always with the vacuolated cells.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
fish gots pockets?
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fish gots only one thread. He keeps all his weird change here.
That's teh problem with fish (not fish, but fish in general - you know, fish) - only dating within your core group. It's worse than p00ping where you eat, it's p00ping into teh water you breathe.
ONE of the problems with fish....
Tunasharks are an ABOMINATION!
We do not allow fishcegenation.
fish sez, "Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?"
Would you believe confishtuency?
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thunder, Imma watching that right now on AMC. That's fuckin weird.
The All Mackerel Channel?
Channel fish.
WAY too quiet.
My minnows, where art thou?
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Goddamn cloud bastards.
Exactly. They are mocking me.
Go shake your fist at them. Or your fins. Or something.
Oh, fists. That's a lot better. The cops won't bug me for fists.
cobwebs.
HAH! Webs! Get it?
I don't get it.
Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I look up fish's LOLneutrino, and then I feel a bit better about the universe. But there is no more LOLneutrino.
I has a sad.
Sorry Mandos. Neutrinos are notoriously short lived.
Is this all still going on?
Is this how it's going to be forevah?
I need answers to my questions!!
Merci!
((Hugs))
Laura
Forever for now.
fish is stuffed and mounted on a board, hung on the wall of a little-used den, desultorily dusted from time to time until someone throws him on a pile of stuff for the yard sale.
Forever for now.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...
fish is stuffed and mounted on a board
Hey, whatever floats your boat!
I'm calling shenanigans. Just for the halibut.
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I will not squeal like a pig.
I have always heard that "fish is done when it flakes easily".
so I guess fish is flaking. Which probably surprises a few people.
Haha I stole feesh's power!
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Fish news.
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Suckers don't taste good.
We can all still try to halp fish.
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Hi Fish! ♥
((Hugs))
Laura
Hi Laura. How are our uncrushed children?
They miss their daddy. :(
And if you don't come back.. I *might* just crush them too. I'm not cut out to be a single Mom you know. :P
Feesh has been given fair warning.
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oh hai ghoti.
Thers is casting asparagus.
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Is it me, or is the background actually getting darker?? Turn the aerator back on!
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Don't feed fish!
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Oh sure fish is yacking with sewa mobil jakarta but when it comes to the little people whom made him famous, it's all "My people, your people, let's talk"
Harrrumph
Slow Zardoz. Imma call it a Revenge of The Mekons, and who's to stop me?
One might say that Green Bay ran outta luck.
That's a bannin'
Mr. Fish
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It doesn't matter.
You need to go through proper policy channels.
You don't know what art is.
yeah, that reminds me of the good old days when KDrum, Atrios, and Digby were all deciding that the New Yorker cover wasn't funny and explaining why. Almost as much fun as a root canal.
I can't understand it. They are all such accomplished humorists.
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