Alternate ending

wherein fish tries to avoid certain death and close the story with dignity by donning red leather breeches, a handlebar mustache, long ponytail and bullets:















C.F.:






















I have grown accustomed to failure. A few caption options:

Z is for Zed
with leather of red
if he doesn't obey Zardoz
he soon will be dead

Z is for Zardoz
A movie that sucked
But if you wear this diaper
You’ll surely get f***ed

Z is for Zardoz
Supplier of arms
Give him some grain
And you’ll bask in his charms

Z is for Zed
Hairier than fish
If you’re an Eternal
He’ll do as you wish

Z is for Zed
Connery's worst
At least he can say
he isn't Fred Durst

You know the drill. We need more...

Of course the painting is from our artist in residence.